TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS
(and you'll get eyestrain...) 
The future just ain't what it used to be!

V-CHAT
by Shannon

<PreppyGirl has entered the room>
<PurpleLion has entered the room>
PreppyGirl: Hey, y'all
PurpleLion: 'Sup?
PreppyGirl: N-2-M-H, you?
PurpleLion: Ditto
<TooKawaii has entered the room> 
TooKawaii: <<Guyz>>
PreppyGirl: <<TooKawaii>>
PurpleLion: <<TooKawaii>>
PurpleLion: 'Sup w/you?
TooKawaii: Very little
PreppyGirl: Us too
PreppyGirl: *yawning* :p
<HotShot has entered the room>
<MrPerfect has entered the room>
HotShot: Yo
HotShot: Any cute preppy girls, 17-19 yrs. old, wanna chat?
PreppyGirl: No 
HotShot: Aw, come on!
PurpleLion: Newbies go home! Newbies go home!
MrPerfect: That's not nice
TooKawaii: You barged in w/o an invite
TooKawaii: That's not nice either
MrPerfect: Hey, we went to FAQ
HotShot: Any cute public school girls, 17-19 yrs. old, wanna chat?
PurpleLion: No
PurpleLion: <<Gawd>>
TooKawaii: No way
PreppyGirl: LOL
<MysteryMan has entered the room>
MysteryMan: What's going on?
HotShot: Nothing much
TooKawaii: Are u going to let us pilot next time we visit?
MrPerfect: no
PurpleLion: Y not?
MrPerfect: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PILOT
TooKawaii: kay
PreppyGirl: No need to yell
MysteryMan: Check this out
<MysteryMan is now MrPerfect1>
MrPerfect1: Look! Now I'm you!
MrPerfect: LOL
HotShot: Heh… cool :)
PurpleLion: Pretty groovy
TooKawaii: Yeah
TooKawaii: But one was scary enough
<MrPerfect1 is now known as MysteryMan>
PreppyGirl: And now we're all breathing easier
MrPerfect: Who asked you?
MrPerfect: J/K :)
PreppyGirl: Hey, HotShot
PreppyGirl: …
PreppyGirl: You there?
HotShot: Sorry, I got an e-mail from some chick
MysteryMan: Kewl
MrPerfect: Was she looking for some cyber?
PurpleLion: Take that crap into a private room
TooKawaii: <<G>>
PreppyGirl: Hentai, all three of you
HotShot: Naw, she was complaining about the destruction of cities
HotShot: Expecting ME to do something about it! LOL
PreppyGirl: LOL
PurpleLion: LOL
TooKawaii: LOL
MysteryMan: Talk about clueless :p
MrPerfect: Tell her civil defense doesn't work that way
PreppyGirl: Well, DUH
HotShot: No kidding
TooKawaii: Ask her where she escaped from
PurpleLion: And then you can bring her back :)
PreppyGirl: G/G
HotShot: :(
TooKawaii: Why?
PreppyGirl: X-Files is on
TooKawaii: Ack!
TooKawaii: I g/g too
PreppyGirl: L8ter
<PreppyGirl has left the room>
<TooKawaii has left the room>
MrPerfect: And now we're all breathing easier
MysteryMan: heh
PurpleLion: LOL
<ImSoWicked has entered the room>
ImSoWicked: I WILL DESTROY YOU
HotShot: Scram
ImSoWicked: Press 1 if you think skulls are cool
ImSoWicked: 111111111111111111111111111111
MrPerfect: Quit polling
ImSoWicked: y?
MysteryMan: We'll kick your scrawny blue butt
ImSoWicked: LOL
ImSoWicked: Yeah right
<HotShot is downloading LionForce virus to ImSoWicked>
ImSoWicked: Hey!
MrPerfect: LOL
HotShot: Ya like that?
<PurpleLion has kicked ImSoWicked out of the room>
MysteryMan: Yeah! Two points!
MrPerfect: You da man
MrPerfect: Well, sort of 
HotShot: WTG, PurpleLion
PurpleLion: g/g
MysteryMan: u, 2?
PurpleLion: Yup
PurpleLion: I have a term paper due tomorrow
MrPerfect: So?
PurpleLion: So now I have to write it
PurpleLion: Ciao
<PurpleLion has left the room>
HotShot: _yawn_
HotShot: I'm bored
MysteryMan: Me too
HotShot: Let's leave
MysteryMan: why?
HotShot: There's actual women offline
MrPerfect: Good point
HotShot: ;)
<HotShot has left the room>
<MrPerfect has left the room>
<MysteryMan has left the room>
 
	"BOYS!" a thickly accented female voice yelled. "Get out here! I 
vill teach you to talk dirty in this Castle!"
	Lance, Keith, and Sven looked at each other.  "How does she DO 
that?" they simultaneously asked each other as they prepared to go and 
face the music, which would be conducted care of Nanny… 

Don't know who's who?  
First, I'd advise you to go to V-Force II (see the Linkz) to see 
who PreppyGirl, PurpleLion, and TooKawaii are...
If you still don't know, e-mail me (Shannon) to find out!